What the MacBook

Holy awesome I screamed this morning, I went over to my bag and pulled out what looks like a sheet of aluminium. I’m on my new MacBook Pro, you know the one that looks like a monster.

I was in the Apple store and on of the dumbasses that works there was trying to help me find the right bag for the laptop. He said, “most people who buy the 17” don’t leave the house with it, so they don’t make many different bags for them”.

What the juice? Of course, that’s why they have an 8 hour battery life, so you can sit at your desk and waste it. What an idiot. He’s probably freaking out that I said I would be using mine all over the place.

When me and Josh bought them yesterday, we didn’t go home and film the un-boxing process which is just lame-sauce. We went to a cool coffee shop in Soho and sat on a communal table, pulled out the boxes and set everything up there. The batteries come charged so we could use them straight away.

But, yeah, I just wanted to say, wow, they’re super cool laptops. I can see them lasting us quite a while before they die in a ball of flames.